Hullo. My name is irrelevant, but you can call me Forthwo. I'm 18, Norwegian and a teaholic ficcie-obsessed part of the female population. Currently a University freshman, studying for a bachelor's degree in either English or Japanese (haven't decided).

This is nothing but a fanfic/fanart archive, so for my blog-related randomness, you'll have to go elsewhere. I'm usually to be found at fanfiction.net, and that's where my updates go up the quickest. They end up here at some point, though, and anything that's not work-safe will be here (with edited versions on ff.net). This is also where all my fanart goes.

Fan fiction: [master list]
Not all fics are there, so you can always follow the tags if you want to see the gutter of my writing skillz.
I've had English classes since I was eight or nine, but most of my English skillz are self-learned. Poke me if you find anything that sounds non-English-y. Not everything is beta'd, but masiru_chan helps me out a lot.
If you'd like to beta stuff, poke me.

Fan art: [tag here]
In short, I've been messing around in Photoshop since I was 13, and claim to be rather good. Though I don't have Photoshop at the moment, I'm trying to get by with GIMP (with mediocre success). I won't bother creating a master list until there's more.

Universal disclaimer: I don't own any of the photographs/characters used in any of my stories/art unless I specifically say so. I earn nothing but enjoyment/tears/frustration/amusement/etc and more skillz from practicing my creativity.

Archives: fanfiction.net, and though I have users elsewhere, that's my only regular haunt.
Ask if you want to archive anything, though you'll probably be allowed.

Toodles.

Series: Beyblade - When Everything Stops Making Sense [tag]
Pairing: Kai/Rei
Category: Romance, humour
Words: 100 (not including titles)
Summary: “Theirs was a strange relationship.” Drabble series, not necessarily connected.
Notes: Written on a whim. Er, kind of hints at nasty thingies involving three someones. (Stupid brain.) I think it's a drabble. OneNote's wordcount works differently than in Word, so... and I'm being a lazy counting machine.
Disclaimer: I don't own.
Rating: M-ish
Warnings: slash?... suggestiveness.

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( Unexpected Outcomes )

Series: Twilight
Pairing: Edward/Jacob
Category: Angst/Romance
Words: ~2,100
Summary: "His fingers looked old and worn next to Edward's smooth hands. Promises of forever refused to keep their hold, and he found himself fading away, ever so slowly, as if time would make things better."
Notes: I've never been particularly fond of Edward/Jacob, so it's a bit odd to find myself writing it. I just had an idea that wouldn't let go. Not beta'd, since Tyan seems to have disappeared for a bit, so feel free to point at my mistakes. I haven't written much in a while, so there could be quite a few.
Disclaimer: I don't own.
Rating: T
Warnings:  Slash, but that's not the focal point. Angst, if a little... detached. Jacob grows old. Character death. Think I got everything.
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( On a Long Enough Time Line )</div>

Fanart: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles
What: photomanipulation
Program used: GIMP
Pictures used: Jared, Jensen
Rated: FRT - NSFW
Notes: First anything made in GIMP. *photoshop geek*
As far as manips go, this isn't the worst I've done, even though the amount is staggeringly low. Though Jensen needs more highlights and I've filtered it to death. The images were insanely different, so I'll blame that. Might try to redo it some time.
( Behind ze cut... )

Crossover: Harry Potter & Twilight
Pairing: Cedric/Edward
Category: Romance/Humour
Words: ~1,400
Summary: "Having a vampire stare at you as if he wanted to eat you was rather unnerving, Cedric thought. Especially when he didn't seem to be after your blood. Cedric/Edward. Fishy."
Notes: Late, I know. University, new city, stuff like that. It happens. Swamped with freshman work, so no complaining allowed. Unless it's constructive. Not as long as I'd like it to be, either, though it has a corny title, if that helps?
Disclaimer: I don't own.
Rating: T
Warnings: nuh.
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( The Midday Sun at Midnight, part 4 )

Series: Supernatural
Pairing: Sam/Dean (sort of onesided)
Category: Angst
Words: ~1,100
Summary: "It doesn't matter, he tells himself. It would have happened sooner or later. And his socks aren't dirty, no matter what Dean says."
Notes: I hadn't seen one single episode of Supernatural when I wrote this, despite trying to get a hold of the first season. And I kind of grew fond of the fandom. So if I molested their characters entirely, please tell me?
Disclaimer: I don't own.
Rating: T
Warnings: fraternal (w)incest-ish, angst angst angst
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( Abandon )

Series: Bleach
Pairing: Hitsugaya/Ichimaru
Category: Humour/Romance
Words: drabble
Prompt: "Rope, red apple, door knob, shirt and clock."
Notes: I was doomed from the beginning. Sort of connected to the Ripped Normality verse.
Disclaimer: I don't own.
Rating: T
Warnings: teacher/student
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( Private Classes )

Series: Harry Potter & Twilight crossover
Pairings: Cedric/Edward
Category: Romance, humour, absurdism with a strange sort of plot
Words: 2,139
Summary *new*: "Having a vampire stare at you as if he wanted to eat you was rather unnerving, Cedric thought. Especially when he didn't seem to be after your blood. Cedric/Edward. Fishy."
Notes: Title is a reference to Rukia’s drawing skillz, because Carlisle’s aren’t any better. At least not here. (Kuchiki Rukia of Bleach, that is…) Cut in half for the sake of a faster update. I’m a bit… stuck, you see.
Rating: T
Warnings: lots of magical-medical mumbo jumbo and way too much dialogue.

Prompts used: frog.
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( The Midday Sun at Midnight, 3 )

Series: Harry Potter
Pairing: Harry/Charlie
Category: Romance/Friendship
Words: 470
Summary: “Haven't you heard? Even trees have ears.”
Notes: Still no plot worthy of being called plot. It was just resting on my computer for so long, so I added a bit to it and decided to post it, since this is my don’t-worry-about-plot-or-anything-else story. Or my "just relax" story. But if you want to make a suggestion, it would be welcome.
Disclaimer: I don't own.
Rating: T
Warnings: nuh. Kissy.

Part one, part two, part three, part four, ...
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( Part four )

Series: Harry Potter
Pairing: onesided Harry/Snape
Category: Tragedy
Words: ~1,200
Summary: “When he had asked Ginny to marry him, he never thought he would have an affair with a voice in his head.”
Notes: The title is heavily inspired by the Ghost of Christmas Past (from A Christmas Carol, by Charles Dickens). The first part of this was written in early June. At that time, I knew Harry would talk to the portrait, but not why. All of a sudden, a plot bunny attacked me, and the rest is history, quite literally. This was actually what spawned Portrayal of Death (another of my stories involving a portrait), not the other way around.
Disclaimer: I don't own.
Rating: M
Warnings: character death
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( The Voice of Christmas Past )

Series: Beyblade
Pairing: Kai/Rei
Category: Romance, humour
Words: 100 (not including titles)
Summary: “Theirs was a strange relationship.” Drabble series, not necessarily connected.
Notes: Shameless stereotyping of Russians. Sleeplessness does weird things to you...
Disclaimer: I don't own.
Rating: M-ish
Warnings: slash?... suggestiveness.

Part 1-7...
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( Part 8: Up to the Challenge )

Series: Beyblade
Pairing: Kai/Rei
Category: Romance, various others
Words: 914 words (including titles)
Summary: “Theirs was a strange relationship.” Drabble series, not necessarily connected.
Notes: I kinda forgot to put this here. Ehe. (ff.net-link...) Some of the author notes for the various parts behind the LJ cut.
Disclaimer: I don't own.
Rating: anything from K to M
Warnings: slash?... nothing in particular.
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( Parts 1-7 )

Co-written with masiru_chan  (Tyan).
Part 07/?

Summary: "You weren't supposed to sleep in the same bed as your assistant teacher. On second thought, it might not be such a good idea to kiss him, either."
Pairings/Characters: Hitsugaya/Ichimaru, a bit of Ichigo/Grimmjow.
Category: Romance/Drama
Words: 5,388
Notes (Forthwo): Longest chapter till now. Hope you like. Additional notes at ff.net.
Disclaimer: BLEACH © Kubo Tite

Rating: M
Warnings: teacher/student, slash, UST.

Chapter 01, Chapter 02, Chapter 03, Chapter 04, Chapter 05, Chapter 06, Chapter 07, ...
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( Chapter 07 )

Co-written with masiru_chan  (Tyan).
Part 06/?

Summary: "You weren't supposed to sleep in the same bed as your assistant teacher. On second thought, it might not be such a good idea to kiss him, either."
Pairings/Characters: Hitsugaya/Ichimaru, other minor pairings.
Category: Romance/Drama
Words: 4658
Notes (Tyan): I have no excuse, except for life occasionally dragging me back to it. I'm really sorry for taking such a long time on writing this, but nonetheless, I hope you enjoy.
Disclaimer: BLEACH © Kubo Tite

Rating: M
Warnings: teacher/student, slash, UST.

Chapter 01, Chapter 02, Chapter 03, Chapter 04, Chapter 05, Chapter 06, Chapter 07, ...
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( Chapter 06 )

Series: Twilight
Pairing: Edward/Jasper
Category: Romance, angst
Words: 2,788
Summary: “I dreamed of meeting him again for years. We would be so happy together, Jasper and I. I never considered the possibility that he had moved on.”
Notes: I don’t know what’s with me and angst lately… Perhaps it’s the rain. (I still think book-Edward would be seeing a psychiatrist if he was human.) Title is a song by Ed Harcourt. (I spent nine hours on this. It was a damn hard thing to write.)
Disclaimer: I don't own.
Rating: M
Warnings: deranged Edward, obsession, cousin/cousin, depression, miserableness… you get the picture.
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( The Ghosts Parade )

Series: Harry Potter & Twilight crossover
Pairings: Cedric/Edward
Category: Romance, humour, absurdism with a strange sort of plot
Words: 1,470
Summary: "Of three things, Cedric was sure. One, Edward was a vampire. Two, he was fucking hot. And three, he looked a lot like Cedric."
Notes: New prompt from Tyan, although I’m missing some. They’ll have to wait for next time. Chapter title caused by Star Wars, which I don’t own.
Rating: T
Warnings: crossover, slash, absurdism, fishes and a horcrux

New prompt from Tyan: "Wine, book store, 'Don't worry, you're not dead, you're just living inside my head' and... socks."
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( The Midday Sun at Midnight, 2 )

Series: Harry Potter
Pairings/Characters: onesided Harry/Cedric, Phineas Nigellus Black
Category: Angst
Words: 798
Summary: “…but the grey eyes wouldn’t leave his mind, as if someone had cast a sticking charm on it, Cedric’s eyes clinging to life when it was long gone.”
Notes: the weirdest thing I’ve ever written, which really does say something…
Disclaimer: I don’t own anyone, I don’t earn anything.
Rating: M
Warnings: ...a bit disturbing. Mature.
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( Portrayal of Death )

Pairings: Hitsugaya/Ichimaru
Category: Romance, angst
Words: 1139
Summary: "He told me he’d be waiting for me beyond the rainbow. I never understood what he meant."
Notes: Inspired by Willow’s Song; “I’ll catch a rainbow from the sky and tie the ends together”. Thanks to the lovely Tyan for being my beta. Constructive criticism is welcomed.
Disclaimer: Song of the Moon was written by Norma Faber. Bleach doesn’t belong to me.
Rating: T
Warnings: character deaths
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( When Chasing Rainbows )

Series: Harry Potter & Twilight crossover
Pairings: Cedric/Edward
Category: Romance, humour, absurdism with a strange sort of plot
Words: 2,348
Summary: "Of three things, Cedric was sure. One, Edward was a vampire. Two, he was fucking hot. And three, he looked a lot like Cedric."
Notes: I rarely write humour, as I’m about as funny as a flower pot, but here goes… Tyan prompted me, and the pairing was too cracky not to poke fun at. Though it’s not really pairingish in this part.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter © J.K. Rowling, Twilight © Stephenie Meyer. I own nothing but my mind, this arrangement of words and a few knick-knacks.
Rating: T
Warnings: crossover, slash, absurdism, whales, flowerpots and a horcrux

Prompt by Tyan: "Cedric/Edward. They meet when a giant whale appears out of nowhere in the middle of the city. As one of the awed, curious spectators, they see each other, and go, '................ o_O' or something like that. Like you would react if you met your double. So, yes. Cedric/Edward. Whale."
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( The Midday Sun at Midnight, 1 )